July 7th, 2005
July 4th Weekend
EDIT: This post took me almost 4 days to write. Enjoy.
This post has been a long time coming, and I know I haven't written here in over a week. But, I had a good reason...
I made a long anticipated trip back down to DC before heading to Jen's beach house at Bethany Beach for July 4th weekend. I didn't really even know if I'd be able to make it down with my current situation in limbo and all, but I somehow made my way down south for four-five days or so to unwind.
I needed this trip. Bad.
So here's the story of my trip. Enjoy.
Friday:
I've never been one of those people who have fallen into the clutches
of Starbucks and their robbing of poor consumers who just merely want
some caffeine to start their day. But, I definitely made the
mistake of leaving myself too much time to catch the 10:45am bus from
Madison Square Garden. Two hours too much, in fact. So with two
hours to kill, I scouted for any place I could find where I could sit
around, read a paper, and spend two hours without causing much of a
ruckus. Starbucks it was. I read the entire New York Times
front to back, and actually felt extremely knowledgeable about the
world for once. It was almost therapeutic, sitting there with my
paper and iced coffee while listening to some tunes on my iPod and
watching New York City alive and well in the early morning hours of the
day. Let me tell you, Washington DC has nothing on NYC in terms
of vibes, and it never will. I finally boarded the bus around 11,
and got into DC around 4. The bus ride sucked. The bus
driver definitely yelled at me for not having a signature on my bus
ticket and made a scene. I decided to one-up her with some wise
remarks, and that got a bunch of people looking my way. We might
be in NYC, but don't fuck with me.
I met Jen up at the NIH Metro stop, and she picked me up in
style; in what she likes to call her dad's mid-life crisis.
Second time ever in my life I've ever ridden in a Beamer, and it was
nice, to say the least. I spent the rest of the afternoon
watching cartoons on Nick Jr. with Jen's 8-year old brother Brendan
while Jen finished up packing, and it was a blast. I remember
first meeting Brendan when he was 4 years old. And the last time
I was over the Clarks', he attacked me with a ink stamp. Now, he
wanted to watch cartoons with me and explain to me the super powers of
Martin Mystery's gadget watch. I hope he's into sports by the
next time I see him in 4 more years. He (along with all of Jen's
other siblings) make me feel ridiculously old. It crazy to see
how kids progress over a 4 year span. I wonder if people see the
same progression in me. Probably not.
A quick funny story: I was talking to Jen's mom about all the problems I've had recently with my Georgetown grad school app, and out of nowhere, Brendan asks me, "What does 'holla back' mean?" I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing, but to avoid being rude, I tried keeping a straight face as best I could. Absolutely hilarious.
After a little Goldeneye action with Jim and Sebastian at the Clarks', we headed out to the Metro to pick up Steve, before heading to Georgetown to pay a quick visit to Mark and Dave. After a little pong, survivor flip cup and quarters we headed back to Jen's to crash for a few hours. But not before some more pool and Mario Kart :).
Saturday:
To make a long story short: the drive to Bethany Beach sucked. It took us over 5 hours to get there, and Delaware isn't exactly the most scenic place on Earth. We stopped over at a little Italian place in Bridgeville, DE called Tony's Pizzeria. I was pretty suspicious of the place, given the fact I'm pretty picky about my Italian food, but Tony's specialty cheesesteak was quite good. I'd go there again to have it if I was ever in the area (the likelihood of that happening is about zero).
We had a lot of fun pissing off the locals on the drive in to Bethany by blasting obnoxious techno/old dance/Dance Dance Revolution music while being stuck in traffic (Delaware is notorious for one lane highways). I wonder if the locals had ever heard Dragostin Din Tei or whatever that Romanian cock-rock electronic song is called. Anyways...
After a long afternoon of traveling, basically the rest of the day was spent getting trashed at the beach house. This place was gorgeous; this place was three floors and absolutely hooked up. Enough beds for twelve. Too bad we had more than that :). No biggie. The name of the game was just drink until you passed out somewhere. Which is exactly what we did. Aside from kicking Soisson's ass at three-man again, everything else was pretty much just your run-of-the-mill get drunk as hell kind of night.
Sunday:
Woke up and went to the beach. The beach was nice; much nicer than your average beach in NJ, since it was clean (no snide remarks, please) and there weren't too many people there. However, there weren't too many people our age there; Bethany tended to be more family oriented, with young parents and their small children making up a large proportion of the beach-goers where we happened to be. It was a little colder than I'd prefer it to be, about 75-78, and the water was cold as hell. But it was still a good time, and anytime you're on the beach during the summer, you really can't complain.
After an
afternoon on the beach, we went down to the boardwalk for some
lunch. The boardwalk at Bethany paled in comparison to any other
boardwalk I've been to. It was maybe a tenth of a mile at best,
and the places to eat were subpar and mad expensive. The beaches
right by the boardwalk were absolutely packed too; you couldn't really
even see any of the beach since there were so many people there set up
with their gear. On a good note, the boardwalk fries were
quality; Old Bay seasoning is just super clutch. Brian ended up
getting a 20 dollar fine for having one of his tires in the road where
he parked. The Bethany parking meter people suck.
We spent the remainder of the late afternoon and early evening watching Eurotrip on DVD and the Surreal Life marathon on TV while eating a light pasta dinner. Nothing too extreme, just a lot of relaxing and doing nothing. We had to recuperate for another night ahead of us. Good thing we did.
Here's
where our little adventure gets a little crazy. Since everyone
was already drunk and no one understandably wanted to DD to Ocean City
(25 min drive by car), we decided to take a bus to Ocean City
instead. It seemed like a good idea, until we realized we had to
walk along side Rt. 1 Coastal Highway in pitch black darkness for a
mile and a half and wait along side a narrow winding road beneath a
bridge next to an Indian reservation for the bus. It's pretty
hard to describe what it was like, but just imagine being with 15 other
people and not being able to see any of them if you weren't less than 2
feet away from them. It was kind of like that. After
finally getting to Ocean City, we took another shuttle down another 30
blocks to get to the bar we finally ended up at, called the Greene
Turtle.
The Greene Turtle was this little tiny place which kind of looked like
a pub. It had one main bar, some tables where people could have
meals, and a small area which turned into the dance floor. The
first thing that struck us was how many older people there were at the
place. Nothing is more disturbing than some drunk college aged
looking guy freaking with a 50 year old lady. It's just not
right. Anyways, all of us got more liquored up as expected, and
the night proceeded.
Here's where the story might get a little suspicious (I know it might not sound believable), but it definitely happened and Vernon can vouch for me. This random guy (probably around our age) comes up to me and asks me if I'm Korean. I said no, and asked him why he wanted to know. He proceeds to tell me that this one girl he came with has been checking me out since I walked through the door. Just my luck. I figured it was probably some hideous beast looking to satisfy her Asian fetish for the night. He pointed her out to me, and lo and behold, this beautiful girl wearing this cut off white top and a mini-skirt. He tells me she's been waiting for me to talk to her all night. I told the guy I'd be right over after finishing my drink.
Here's where God decided to be cruel to me. Again.
As soon as I make it over to the bar, and before I can even say anything, she takes the hand of one her girlfriends and bolts to the bathroom. I'm stunned. Her guy friend shrugs at me and says, "She's real shy." I say, "Yeh, I figured that much." Not wanting to seem like I'm stalking her or anything, I get my drinks and head back to the dance floor. A few minutes later, I try again, and what do you know? She leaves again, this time choosing to indulge in some shots offered to her by the club's owner (some shady 60 year old looking guy). I decide to play it cool and shrug it off. About a half hour later, I try again, and this time she makes eye contact with me and skips out the door. Since I couldn't leave my friends behind, I stayed behind in the bar, wondering what the hell just happened. I really honestly couldn't believe that this ridiculously attractive girl was too shy... to talk to me. I mean, I've been shot down before, ignored, etc. But a hot girl who's checking me out but too shy to talk to me? Just unfair.
About the time we're about to leave (Brian decided he'd help drive everyone home since he met up with us late and drove), my flip-flop snapped. Since I was drunk as hell, I was pissed off to no end, and seriously just flipped out in the middle of the parking lot. I know it sounds dumb, but those pair of flip-flops have seen me through a lot. And it sucks walking around some unknown town outside a bar barefoot. So yes, I was really mad... too mad to notice Vernon was trying to wingman for me with the hot girl who had been checking me out (and decided to come back from across the street back outside the entrance of the Greene Turtle). Too bad she A) didn't want to talk to him, B) didn't ask Vernon, who admittedly was not paying attention, to ask me to come over and talk to her, or C) came over to talk to me herself. So she ended up leaving without me knowing until later, when it was too late.
Fuck.
After a lot more drinking back at the house, I found a passed out Steve on the large couch upstairs, with his head between his legs. After deciding that the smaller couch was too short to lie down on comfortably, I decided to pick up Steve and move him to the smaller couch, so I could have the larger couch. I figured I wasn't making him more uncomfortable. I was right.
Monday:
Monday was a real indicator that we were all getting old. After two days of solid drinking, we were all too burned out on the 4th to do any real solid damage to ourselves. Which isn't saying that we didn't do anything; we grilled a feast at the beach house, and then spent another afternoon at the beach catching rays. Very relaxing and laid-back, and I think we all needed it after destroying ourselves the two previous days. Kerry arrived in the morning, and it was good to get a chance to see her too before leaving. Looking back on it, it was definitely probably one of the bigger GU reunions I'll see in the upcoming future.
Later that night, we decided to forego the crab house (big mistake) and catch the fireworks right off of Bethany Beach. I have to be honest and say that the fireworks were pretty weak. Aside from the fact that it was a severely cloudy and foggy night (the fireworks would basically just change the colors of the cloud/fog), the show was just weak in general and lasted only a half hour at most. So that was a major disappointment, but probably the only one all weekend... except the meal we were about to eat.
We then searched for a restaurant that was still open late (around 10pm) on the 4th. Finally, we settled on Leo's Seafood Restaurant, somewhere in the outskirts of Ocean City. Not good at all; the fried clams I got were decent, but not great. And the roast beef sandwich I ordered was just terrible. To top it off, there were a ton of weird pictures on the wall inside the restaurant. I forget exactly what they showed, but I remember some of them being a little disturbing to look at.
After getting back to the beach house, I had a few decent battles with McEvoy in ping-pong (he won all the games, stupid American paddles) before retiring to a quiet night of Goldeneye.
Tuesday:
The return day of traveling. Not much going on here, except that Cory almost killed us a few times on the way back from Bethany to DC, including once when he blatantly turned onto the wrong side of a road with a median. Thankfully, there was no oncoming traffic (and impending death). After a five-and-a-half hour drive back, me and Steve caught the DC bus back to NY with 5 minutes to spare.
Overall:
I'm
real glad I got a chance to see everybody again, especially before we
all become seriously busy (i.e. grad schools, jobs, etc.).
Thanks again especially to Jen for letting me crash at your place for a
night, Cory for the rides, and everyone else for an awesome weekend.